Democratic Party Platform
Posted by Lurch on February 01, 2006 • Comments (2)Permalink

Yeah .... I know it's early for an official Presidential Election Democratic Party Platform. But, actually, a Party Platform isn't just for every four years. It's for evey day.

All you Democratic Congresscritters line up to my right, facing left (the natural direction). And I want the DLC, DSCC, and DNCC to line up behind them. (Governor Dean, you can skip this - you already know this stuff).

I'm gonna read my pal Fixer's new Platform/talking points to you, one by one, and then dope slap you on your flat spots so you'll remember it.

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Posted by: Fixer at February 1, 2006 04:30 PM

...dope slap you on your flat spots...

Heh, I ain't heard that in ages.

Posted by: Lurch at February 1, 2006 05:42 PM

I don't have writers, so I don't have new lines.

Generally, I just find a new bunch of friends to use the old lines on.

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