Mel Gibson
Posted by Lurch on July 31, 2006 • Comments (8)Permalink

This is the obligatory Mel Gibson article. It seems to be required of all Liberal and Progressive bloggers after Mr Gibson's minor oopsie this weekend.

Ok, so the guy drinks now and then. It happens. And, sadly, if he's not drinking at home, he's got to get home. Have you ever tried getting a cab to Malibu at 2 in the morning? Im-possible.

Now, some say (thanks for the phrase, Karl) he's a tad unhappy with the International Jewish Conspiracy that runs Hollywood, America, and the International Banking System. There is a solution for poor Mr Gibson, though.

He just needs to make sure he buys his hooch from people who aren't Jewish.


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Comments

Posted by: Gordon at July 31, 2006 08:20 PM

I read where he blew a .12. While over the limit for driving, it's hardly knee-walkin' drunk like some of the punditholes are saying. I know about this stuff. Something else set him off.

Re a coupla posts back, I looked up Dance of the Hours. Thanks a pile. The Fantasia reference about hippos in tutus sent me out for more bleach!

Posted by: Gordon at July 31, 2006 10:57 PM

Just thought I'd let you know about the Florida Progressive Coalition since you're in the 'hood.

Posted by: Lurch at August 1, 2006 01:32 AM

I am amazed that a jarhead didn't know about Disney.

But, you're welcome

Posted by: Lurch at August 1, 2006 01:34 AM

Thank you, Sparkey. I appreciate the finger pointin'

Posted by: Gordon at August 1, 2006 03:24 PM

"M-a-r-i-n-e C-o-r-p-s. Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse! Forever let us hold our banner high..."

Yeah, we know a little about Disney.

Posted by: Lurch at August 1, 2006 04:12 PM

Somehow, I just don't see R. Lee as "Uncle Roy."

Posted by: Gordon at August 1, 2006 11:06 PM

Lurch, that's perfect! :)

The MM ears would be green, of course.

Posted by: Lurch at August 1, 2006 11:32 PM

I can see that. Uncle R Lee asking, "Do you mind if I wear my beloved green ears? Well, thank you very much!"

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