The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lecthim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect them...."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced
bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior....
This destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas .
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A massive dose of prohtesta innastreats might help. On the other hand, previous exposure to pheexed bhaletbokses probably precludes a recovery
O Copyright Holder, I beseech thy permission to paste this one into an e-mail and send it on its way around the world. Too good not to share to a wider audience.
Lurch,
I see Daily Kos picked up your essay.
Congrats !
Mike give that sucker wings, so it may dawn for everyone
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