This is expected to be a slow blogging day due to a periodic, relatively safe medical procedure that requires bed rest afterwards. (“Beulah, peel me a grape.”)

But wandering around Senator Stevens’ internet tubes this morning I discovered a parody site – I think it‘s parody; it certainly is funny, and suspicions confirmed and all that, you know? It’s cruel, and doesn’t contribute to the civil and civic discourse that is suddenly all the rage among wingers who now find themselves in a congressional minority.

WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush appears to be losing support among a key group of voters who had hitherto stood firmly with the president even as his poll numbers among other groups fell dramatically.

A new Gallup poll shows that, for the first time, Bush's approval rating has fallen below 50% among total fucking morons, and now stands at 44%. This represents a dramatic drop compared to a poll taken just last December, when 62% of total fucking morons expressed support for the president and his policies.

The current poll, conducted by phone with 1,409 total fucking morons between May 4 and May 8, reveals that only 44% of those polled believe the president is doing a good job, while 27% believe he is doing a poor job and 29% don't understand the question.

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Total fucking moron Kurt Meyer of Turlock, California also says his once solid support for Bush has collapsed. "He invaded Iraq and all those soldiers died, and for what? We destroyed all their WMDs, but now their new president is making fun of us and saying he's going to build nuclear bombs and that we can't stop him. Well, nuclear bombs are even worse than WMDs, so what did we accomplish?"

It’s nice to be able to laugh about them, isn’t it?

Be nice today, please, because we start a new year in two days.