A Virginia Congressman has come up with a webpage, soliciting new ideas from the American People on how to improve our great nation. It’s a veritable gold mine of fantastic ideas to drag our country, kicking and screaming, into the 21st century. Rep. Eric Cantor – A Republican, naturally – is obviously out of ideas himself for how to save the Republic and is relying upon that fabled American ingenuity and inventiveness that opened up the Great Plains and taught the heathen Indians about the deficiencies in their society.

Inevitably, TBogg has some thoughts on the whole matter:

Congressman Eric Cantor (R-VA) who is the Chief Deputy Assistant Night Manager Trainee Whip has a great idea to jump start the moribund Republican party. Employ the boundless American ingenuity that has given us the electric light, the automobile, and beer bottle labels that turn blue to let you know the beer is cold. So Eric has set up the Solutions Factory where yokels American Patriots can share their vision of the Republican Renewal. But here, let some soulless flaccid white-bread social maladroit who works for Eric.

I’d suggest y’all get over there and offer your fabled American ingenuity and inventiveness, before all the good ideas are taken.