While Mr Bu$h was in Albania yesterday, getting his ego stroked, apparently someone was stroking his wrist.

If you watch the video closely, near the beginning (about 55 seconds in,) he rushes towards an adoring crowd and if you watch his left arm you’ll see a pair of hands grab at his wrist, after which - no gold watch.

The White House, of course, is denying it happened, because it’s reality, you know?