Every service seeks the best possible applicants, and large sums are spent advertising the various services benefits.

The US Army will make you Army Strong.

The Australian Army will give you a challenge.

The British Army has several, but the Armored Infantry looks the most exhausting.

The Czech Republic looks serious, too.

The Japanese Navy will teach you your place in the chorus line, or as a Power Ranger.

Ah, but in The Ukraine, you’ll get babes.

A grateful tip of the too-small Kevlar helmet to the Danger Room