Our good friend Gordon wrote something I heartily enjoyed. There is nothing better than a good laugh at 515 in the morning.

He takes a good quote from Pensito Review,

“Rove’s Book Sold for Half of What He Expected - And Buyer Was Mary Matalin”

adds a great comment from there:

Now, this would actually be funny,if it wasn’t so pathetic. It’s bizarre how none of the “real” publishing houses want to touch this with a 100-foot pole. Maybe they think they’ll be somehow complicit in the lies and high crimes and felonies if they publish it. Matalan is such a stupid dope that she’s probably thinking she’s doing the world a favor. Blechhhhh, may they all rot in hell.

Maybe Mary Matalin is a shrew(d) businesswoman who expects book sales to soar when Rove hits death row.

Say, under some sort of community property rules, doesn’t that mean that half of the advance came out of the wallet of that staunch Liberal, James Carville?

And, with a lovely veronica followed by a perfect estocada kills that fucking bull with the sword.

Isn't there a 'Son of Sam' law that prevents criminals from cashin' in on their crimes? Doesn't look like there's gonna be much profit on this one in any case.

Note to Turdblossom: I'd like to see your life story of lies published posthumously by the Charmin folks so I could wipe my ass with it. Next week would be OK, but I'll wait until ya get the Texas needle as a reward for everything you've done to this country.

Ole! We award Gordo two greasy Turdblossom ears and a slimy tail for his efforts.